i uploaded it to facebook anyways. mom hasn’t been on, so she’ll be surprised and i’m sure i’ll get a ‘WHAT DID YOU DO?’ text or call in the morning. i love it. 5 notes
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overly dramatic dog. 2 notes
hes trying to sit on my boob. 0 notes
my new glasses came in and they look decent! also i realized life is too short to not wear red lipstick everyday. 3 notes
we are adults. 1 gin. 6 bourbons / whiskeys. 2 vermouth. 1 wine. 1 rum. a bunch of bitters. 2 absinthe. weird flavouring things like bananas and cherry. midori bc i’m an asshole who bought the wrong thing. campari which was what i was supposed to buy. green chartreuse. & a bunch of other things idr. 2 notes
‘i’m taller than him anyways, i should wear these super cute shoes that make me even taller and kill my feet’ i says. ‘its cold outside but i won’t be outside long’ i says. belmont mansion is beautiful, haunted, and needs to wash their mirror. 6 notes
he’s killing me right now how can anyone not love dogs. 0 notes
my mommy loves me. 10 “totally legal” kinder eggs, canadian smarties, canadian kit kat bars, oh henry, crispy crunch. HA HA HA. and canadian kd. 4 or 5 boxes of it. ah ah ah. 4 notes
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